a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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