Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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