Penis.

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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*prepares this to get negged*

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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I'm banging your sister.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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Heartlight

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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