If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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twilight

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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