mark is mark

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

How do you hold someone in suspense?

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

Women Driving.

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