i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

What is 8 times 4? 32

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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bum sex lol

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

A snake walks into a bar

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

What is 9 + 10? 21

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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