Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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wood cant chuck wood

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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Hi my name is Jim

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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all these jokes suck ass

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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