p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

I am on a escalator.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

Why did the baby die? Abortion

where are you?

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

what do you watch ? a tv

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

Dick spice

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

my mom raped yerr foot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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