whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

A Black Man walks into a bar...

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

connor sucks

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

Justin Bieber having an erection.

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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