- Anti Joke

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

I lost my tractor.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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