- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

guess what? chicken butt.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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Society.

Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

I'm banging your sister.

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