- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

My name is never spelt right so its all good

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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