- Anti Joke

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

What's worse than cancer? Death.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot