Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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