- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

What causes floods? Too much water.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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