Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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