- Anti Joke

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did he die? He was sick.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.