- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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