Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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obama leadership

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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