What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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Knock Knock.

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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*prepares this to get negged*

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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Women.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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Heartlight

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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Anti Joke

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