A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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Comedy.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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