- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

a man walks into horse bar

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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