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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Kenny died. The Bastards.

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

Women's Rights.

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

A midget walks under a bar

bob saget

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

the cast of the jersey shore

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