what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Penis

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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