- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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