- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

your a towel.

It smells like triangles in here.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Yo daddy!

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Your mom.

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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