- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

Leave her alone...

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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