A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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( o Y o )

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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Darude- Sandstorm

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Your time.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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feces

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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