- Anti Joke

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

peter charastabopouloulous

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

I'm gay. No homo.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

connor sucks

Knock knock

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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