why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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so dont touch it.

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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hello

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poop is very very yummy.

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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Poop

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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