Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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where are you?

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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Wombat monkey juice.

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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