Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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Knock knock. Death.

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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WNBA

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