why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

Hearpin my durp

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

Yes!

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

the cast of the jersey shore

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

Not Steve Jobs

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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