- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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