you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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Anti Joke

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