Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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