- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Gianni

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

She said no

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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