Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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