Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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Snausages.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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