why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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knock, knock. come in.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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What did the clock say? The time.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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Meow.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Vagina ass.

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Anti-joke.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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