You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

Not Steve Jobs

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

Niki Minaj's ass

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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