- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

Guess What! HI!

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

Why did I get raped

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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