Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

connor sucks

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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