- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

the comment about daniel was fron brock

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