Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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Straight men can be bronies.

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i cant think of one.

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What just hit my face? The floor

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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