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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

how do you confuse a blond?

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

A man is so drunk that the alcohol has a biphasic effect on the body, meaning that its effects change over time. Initially, alcohol typically produces feelings of relaxation and cheerfulness. Increased consumption, however, can lead to dehydration, coordination problems, blurred vision, and a great number of health, medical, and social issues and other drinking problems caused by alcoholism. As articulated above, excessive alcohol consumption can lead to drunkenness. One of the short term effects of intoxication is the lowering of an individual's inhibitions. As a consequence, when people are intoxicated they frequently do things they normally would not do while sober, often ignoring legal, ethical, social, and moral or religious norms. While blurred vision, slurred speech, dehydration, and coordination can be labeled as "alcohol short term effects," other health problems such as alcohol related heart disease, liver disease, and cancer, on the other hand, can be labeled as long term effects of alcohol abuse and alcoholism. This, however brief, is an overview of the effects of alcohol. What remains to be discussed, however, is what Paul Harvey calls "the rest of the story." Essentially, "the rest of the story" is a more detailed analysis of how excessive alcohol affects an individual's life and the lives of those around him or her when the person becomes an alcoholic and suffers from alcoholism. Perhaps the most logical way to discuss this complex topic is to focus first on the classic alcoholic behaviors and effects of alcohol in the four states of alcoholism; then examine some of the "social effects" of alcohol and alcoholism and finally, discuss the medical conditions, health issues, and drinking problems that are caused directly or indirectly by alcoholism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs