- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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