- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

That's not what she said.

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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