John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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Darude - Sandstorm

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Shut the cork up!

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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