What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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