- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

A: B: No pun intended.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

Straight men can be bronies.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

Oh, I must be hearing things.

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

Knock, Knock Come in

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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