- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Gay's rights

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

^that joke a piece of shit

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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