Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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Is this where I type the joke?

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Chicken penis.

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Samantha

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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Yes.

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The 13th Amendment...

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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