POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Gay's rights

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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^that joke a piece of shit

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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