Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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Soccer...

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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You.

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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