- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Three bars walk into a Jew.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

Penis

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

I enjoy anal.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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