When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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