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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

since when?

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

GONNA

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

The WNBA.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

Guess What! HI!

What are we then hypocrites?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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