- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: Grabs shotgun " I've had with that damn term"

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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