If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

An boy with ADHD walks into a

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

bob saget

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

*prepares this to get negged*

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

Yes!

Type 2 diabetics

what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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