THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Obama

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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This is an anti-joke.

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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