If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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