- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Who's there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

I like hats XD!

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*