How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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The Pope

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Anti Joke

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