What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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Women's rights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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knock knock!! kanye west

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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YEAH THEY DO.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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