- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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