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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

Guess what? Holocaust

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

Womens Rights.

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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