- Anti Joke

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

What time is it? 10:58

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.