- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

Penis

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Kelly Clarkson

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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