- Anti Joke

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

What is the difference between a duck?

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"