- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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