Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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Chicken penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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