Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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obama's promises

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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