- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

Hey, look under there! Under what?

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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