- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

your mom is so blind she cant read.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

knock knock Come in!!!

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

womens rights

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Comedy.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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