why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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