I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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The Braves win the N.L. east

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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