OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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My butt!!!!

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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