- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

The cow went moo

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

I am a n1gger.

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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