Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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dead battery come on down

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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