- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

Twenty-Four

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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