So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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I saw a poor man named rich

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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I lost my tractor.

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Your mom.

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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