What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Your social life.

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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Homosexuals are gay.

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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knock knock!! kanye west

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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