- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

whats worse than school? Summer school

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

The Pope

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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