- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

knock knock who's there police

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

Come In!

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

My butt!!!!!!!!

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

What time is it? 10:58

womens rights

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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