When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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american government

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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1 Jew XD

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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BOOBALANBOO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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