If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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