why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

what smells worse then shit Drew White

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