A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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knock knock come in

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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How old is victor? Old

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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