Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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Bloody kids ...

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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