What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

God is real

I was born.

Soccer...

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

obama

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

Pokemon go: Team mystic

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

rose are red violets should be purple

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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