Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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