How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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obama leadership

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A man made a sandwich.

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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