- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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