- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

What is smelly and sticky A poo

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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