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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

Robin, get in the batmobile.

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!