- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

your mother hates you

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Matt is not funny.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

A seal walks into a club.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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