Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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