Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

whats your name? bumder:)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

A Black Man walks into a bar...

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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