A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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Bloody kids ...

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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19th amendment

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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