The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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