- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Stop being a centipede

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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