- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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