Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

Penal Dysfunction

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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