knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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your mother hates you

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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