Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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