- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man made a sandwich.

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

Some people like melon and others like soup.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

My phone rang. So I answered it.

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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