Joey mayer's face

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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american government

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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