What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

Their, they're, there You're, your

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

A. Hey.. B. Hi

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

The Braves win the N.L. east

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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