A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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