- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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