Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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your mother hates you

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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