How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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Joey mayer's face

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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