Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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Dubstep < Music

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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