a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

Spread the net.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

Yes.

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

What is 8 times 4? 32

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

Ebola

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

knock knock. who's there? someone.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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