- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Where would canada be without nature? still here

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

your father died

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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