- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is cold? Winter

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

the comment about daniel was fron brock

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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