What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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Women's rights.

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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