What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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Pickles

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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Men's Sports

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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See now that is confident and down to earth, reasonable, and all the etc etc`s, so what would you like me to fill them in with? Joking aside, you are smart, funny, you take a beating (sorry that`s today`s new low point, I have never hit a woman and never will, sure I punched down the GigaLesb when she lifted me up and my spine started making cracking noises, but that does not technically count as a woman). You are sweet, you are cute, you are funny, you are hot hot hot (hattrick see?), and yeah yeah if you want me to prove to people here that we know each other, sure, I met you once like 15 years ago? You kinda adored me, I could not take my eyes of yours (oh yeah, you got adorable eyes sure), and... You got huge breasts (Tits are more like those hanging you know what I mean) Sigh sometimes a boy wonders what he is doing with his life, he falls for the strangest girls... ...AND THEN SAID BOY FINDS HIMSELF BROKEN IN TWINE BY ME!

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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