Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

thumbs up!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

pickle juice?

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Wade

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

thumb_up thumb_down +2

read this

thumb_up thumb_down

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

thumb_up thumb_down

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

thumb_up thumb_down

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

thumb_up thumb_down

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

thumb_up thumb_down

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

thumb_up thumb_down

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

thumb_up thumb_down

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

thumb_up thumb_down

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops