- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

Hi Shelby!!

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

drake

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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