What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

Iggy Azalea

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

Woman's Rights

Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

whats black? a black man

Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

what happened to your gran you tell me

What's the deal with airline food?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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