Juggling lions and breast feeding.

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Lol! Why you wanna know?

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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