What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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Fox News.

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Hi Shelby!!

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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