What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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A midget walks under a bar

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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