- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

Worst joke ever

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

1+1 =? Too

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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