- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

God is real

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Why did I get raped

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

Gays

What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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