a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Find the M: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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Ebola

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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