What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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