How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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KKK

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i like turtals and kids

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Anti Joke

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