- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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