- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

knock knock come in

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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