What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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dead battery come on down

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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