...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

thumb_up thumb_down +21

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

19th amendment

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

thumb_up thumb_down +21

q

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

thumb_up thumb_down +19

LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL

thumb_up thumb_down +19

why did the puppy poop? he had too

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Zach Barlow

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Colby Michael Schluter

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops